Here are some key phrases which will absolutely insure that no one will continue listening to what you are saying:
* My cat did the cutest thing the other day...
* Did I tell you about my surgury?
* I had the weirdest dream last night...
* Let me tell you how you can save a lot of money...
* As a valued customer, we have several offers for you...
* Did I tell you about the new mods on my car?
* Jesus said...
* And another thing that the Jews control...
* According to your horoscope...
* And another thing that the Freemasons control...
* My therapist said...
* I do.
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