Religion Quiz

Let's see if I can figure out which belief system you belong to (or should belong to, if undecided.)


1 Is there an intelligent power in the world that is beyond humans?
 Yes - Go to 2.
 No - Go to 3.
 Maybe - You are AGNOSTIC.

2 Is it from another planet?
 Yes - Go to 4.
 No - Go to 5.

3 Should people be allowed to own property?
 Yes - Go to 6.
 No - You are a MARXIST.

4 Are we clones of them?
 Yes - You are RAELEAN.
 No - Go to 7.

5 Are there many different gods?
 Yes - Go to 8.
 No - Go to 9.

6 Does life have any value whatsoever?
 Yes - Go to 89.
 No - You are NIHILIST.

7 Are their thetans inside us?
 Yes - You are SCIENTOLOGIST.
 No - Go to 10.

8 Are humans and gods both part of a single unifying force?
 Yes - Go to 11.
 No - Go to 12.

9 Did your higher power create the universe?
 Yes - Go to 13.
 No - Go to 14.

10 Are aliens coming for us?
 Yes - You are a UFO CULT.
 No - Go to 15.

11 Do you believe in reincarnation?
 Yes - Go to 16.
 No - You are UNCLASSIFIED.

12 Do your gods come from Japan?
 Yes - Go to 105.
 No - Go to 17.

13 Does God answer prayers?
 Yes - Go to 18.
 No - You are DEIST.

14 Is your higher power the spirits of your ancestors?
 Yes - Go to 19.
 No - Go to 20.

15 Are space aliens and angels of God the same things?
 Yes - You are AETHERIAN.
 No - You are UNCLASSIFIED.

16 Do you incorporate many Western traditions into your beliefs?
 Yes - Go to 81.
 No - Go to 21.

17 Do you cast spells?
 Yes - Go to 22.
 No - Go to 23.

18 Do you believe in the Old Testament (Torah)?
 Yes - Go to 24.
 No - Go to 25.

19 Do you use shamanic rituals to communicate with them?
 Yes - Go to 26.
 No - Go to 27.

20 Is your higher power the Universe itself?
 Yes - Go to 91.
 No - Go to 38.

21 Do you live by the wisdom of Confucius?
 Yes - You are CONFUCIAN.
 No - Go to 28.

22 Does your ritual originate from Western Africa?
 Yes - You are VOUDON.
 No - Go to 29.

23 Do the legends of your gods come from Europe?
 Yes - Go to 30.
 No - Go to 31.

24 Do you believe in the New Testament (Gospels)?
 Yes - Go to 32.
 No - Go to 33.

25 Do you follow the teachings of Zoroaster?
 Yes - You are ZOROASTRIAN.
 No - You are UNITARIAN-UNIVERSALIST.

26 Do your ancestral spirits come from the West?
 Yes - You are NATIVE AMERICAN.
 No - You are EASTERN SHAMANIST.

27 Do you rely on psychics or mediums?
 Yes - Go to 34.
 No - You are UNCLASSIFIED.

28 Do you live by the wisdom of Buddha?
 Yes - You are BUDDHIST.
 No - Go to 35.

29 Is your ritual based on Western Occultism?
 Yes - Go to 36.
 No - Go to 80.

30 Are your gods Greek, Roman or Etruscan?
 Yes - Go to 88.
 No - Go to 37.

31 Are your gods from the Egypt or the Middle East?
 Yes - Go to 39.
 No - Go to 40.

32 Do you believe in the Koran?
 Yes - Go to 104.
 No - Go to 42.

33 Do you believe that Haile Selassie I is the Messiah?
 Yes - You are RASTAFARIAN.
 No - Go to 43.

34 Does your preferred medium have a school of enlightenment?
 Yes - Go to 44.
 No - Go to 45.

35 Do you believe in the Veda?
 Yes - Go to 46.
 No - You are TAOIST.

36 Do you follow the Wiccan Rede?
 Yes - Go to 47.
 No - Go to 48.

37 Are your gods from the Norse tradition?
 Yes - Go to 49.
 No - Go to 50.

38 Does your higher power bring cargo?
 Yes - You are JOHN FRUM CULT.
 No - Go to 93.

39 Are your gods Egyptian?
 Yes - You are KEMETIC.
 No - You are MESOPOTAMPIAN.

40 Are your gods from America?
 Yes - Go to 51.
 No - Go to 52.

41 Do you believe in the Bab?
 Yes - Go to 53.
 No - Go to 54.

42 Do you believe in the Book of Mormon?
 Yes - You are MORMON.
 No - Go to 55.

43 Do you follow every law in Leviticus?
 Yes - You are ORTHODOX JEW.
 No - You are PROGRESSIVE JEW.

44 Is your belief system based on the Law of Attraction?
 Yes - Go to 56.
 No - Go to 57.

45 Do you derive philosophical conclusions from metaphysical observations?
 Yes - You are THEOSOPHIST.
 No - You are SPIRITUALIST.

46 Is Krishna the most important avatar?
 Yes - You are HARE KRISHNA.
 No - Go to 69.

47 Is feminism the most important aspect of your practice?
 Yes - You are DIANIC WICCAN.
 No - Go to 58.

48 Is your order founded by Aleistar Crowley?
 Yes - You are THELEMA.
 No - Go to 59.

49 Do you believe in cultural isolationism?
 Yes - You are ODALIST.
 No - Go to 60.

50 Are trees sacred to you?
 Yes - You are DRUID.
 No - You are CELTIC PAGAN.

51 Are your gods from Mexico?
 Yes - Go to 61.
 No - You are INCAN.

52 Are your gods from the Pacific?
 Yes - Go to 62.
 No - Go to 63.

53 Is Baha'u'lla the most important prophet?
 Yes - You are BAHA'I.
 No - You are BABIST.

54 Should political authority derive from religious authority?
 Yes - You are SUNNI MUSLIM.
 No - Go to 64.

55 Is the world around us an illusion created by our minds?
 Yes - You are NEW THOUGHT.
 No - Go to 86.

56 Has an ancient Atlantean warrior spirit come back to teach us?
 Yes - You are RAMTHAN.
 No - You are ABRAHAM-HICKS.

57 Do you believe some people are born Indigo?
 Yes - You are KRYON'S SCHOOL.
 No - You are UNCLASSIFIED.

58 Do you follow a structured initiatory British tradition?
 Yes - Go to 67.
 No - Go to 68.

59 Does membership in your order require being a Freemason?
 Yes - Go to 70.
 No - Go to 97.

60 Does your religion have a hierarchial structure?
 Yes - You are THEODIST.
 No - You are ASATRU.

61 Are your gods from the Yukatan region?
 Yes - You are MAYAN.
 No - You are AZTEC.

62 Are your gods Australian?
 Yes - You are ABORIGINE.
 No - You are POLYNESIAN.

63 Are your gods from Africa?
 Yes - You are AFRICAN ANIMIST.
 No - You are OTHER PAGAN.

64 Do you seek spritual enlightenment above materialism?
 Yes - You are SUFI.
 No - You are SHI'ITE.

65 Do you believe in heaven and hell?
 Yes - Go to 83.
 No - You are CHRISTADELPHIAN.

66 Is the Pope infallible?
 Yes - You are CATHOLIC.
 No - Go to 73.

67 Do you follow the traditions of Alex Saunders?
 Yes - You are ALEXANDRIAN WICCAN.
 No - You are GARDENARIAN WICCAN.

68 Are faeries an integral part of your practice?
 Yes - You are FAERIE WICCAN.
 No - Go to 74.

69 Is your spiritual path based on monastic aecetic living and ritual fasting?
 Yes - You are JAIN.
 No - Go to 75.

70 Was your order founded around the late 19th century?
 Yes - You are GOLDEN DAWN.
 No - You are ROSICRUTIAN.

71 Is your church completely independent of other churches?
 Yes - You are EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN.
 No - You are SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST.

72 Is humanity being punished for permitting homosexuality?
 Yes - You are WESTBORO BAPTIST.
 No - Go to 77.

73 Can anyone interpret the Bible individually?
 Yes - Go to 78.
 No - Go to 79.

74 Is your ritual based on Gavin Frost?
 Yes - You are CELTIC WICCAN.
 No - You are UNCLASSIFED WICCAN.

75 Do you follow the Five Ks?
 Yes - You are SIKH.
 No - You are HINDU.

76 Should baptism be performed on adults only?
 Yes - Go to 84.
 No - Go to 77.

77 Do you believe in the coming of the Rapture?
 Yes - Go back to 71.
 No - You are FUNDAMENTALIST.

78 Do you go to a church to help you understand the Bible?
 Yes - Go to 99.
 No - You are QUAKER.

79 Do you follow an ancient traditional interpretation of scripture?
 Yes - You are ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN.
 No - You are UNCLASSIFIED CHRISTIAN.

80 Do you invoke Aradia in your spells?
 Yes - You are STREGHERIA.
 No - You are UNCLASSIFIED.

81 Are you a reincarnation of a mythical being?
 Yes - You are OTHERKIN.
 No - Go to 82.

82 Do you rely on the guidance of spirit mediums?
 Yes - Go back to 34.
 No - You are UNCLASSIFIED NEW AGE.

83 Do you celebrate Christmas?
 Yes - Go to 76.
 No - Go to 90.

84 Is agrarian living integral to spiritual growth?
 Yes - You are MENNONITE.
 No - Go to 85.

85 Are things like faith-healing and speaking-in-tongues important to your faith?
 Yes - You are PENTECOSTALIST.
 No - You are BAPTIST.

86 Do you believe in The Exposition of the Divine Principle?
 Yes - You are UNIFICATIONIST.
 No - Go to 87.

87 Do you take the Bible literally?
 Yes - Go back to 65.
 No - Go back to 66.

88 Do you seek to create chaos and disorder?
 Yes - You are DISCORDIAN.
 No - You are HELLENIST.

89 Should people care more for each other than themselves?
 Yes - Go to 100.
 No - Go to 92.

90 Do you use electricity?
 Yes - You are JEHOVAH'S WITNESS.
 No - You are AMISH.

91 Are Zen and bowling important to your philosophy?
 Yes - You are DUDIST.
 No - You are PANTHEIST.

92 Do you perform Satanic rituals?
 Yes - You are LAVEYAN.
 No - You are OBJECTIVIST.

93 Do you use black magick?
 Yes - Go to 95.
 No - Go to 96.

95 Has Lucifer fallen from grace?
 Yes - You are DEVIL-WORSHIPER.
 No - You are LUCIFERIAN.

96 Do you use the Force?
 Yes - You are JEDI.
 No - You are UNCLASSIFED.

97 Do you use Egyptian dark magick?
 Yes - You are SETIAN.
 No - Go to 98.

98 Is the Loch Ness Monster important to your rituals?
 Yes - You are EARTH MAGICIAN.
 No - You are CHAOS MAGICIAN.

99 Does your church actively invite participation from differing belief systems?
 Yes - You are C-3 EXCHANGE.
 No - Go to 101.

100 Do you dress like a pirate?
 Yes - You are PASTAFARIAN.
 No - You are HUMANISTIC ATHEIST.

101 Are your churches overseen by an archbishop?
 Yes - You are ANGLICAN.
 No - Go to 102.

102 Is the Eucharist the true body of Christ?
 Yes - Go to 103.
 No - You are PRESBYTERIAN.

103 Do you use sacramental wine?
 Yes - You are LUTHERAN.
 No - You are METHODIST.

104 Do you believe in reincarnation?
 Yes - You are DRUZE.
 No - Go back to 41.

105 Is your preferred shrine founded by Nakayama Miki?
 Yes - You are TENRIKYO.
 No - You are SHINTOIST.